If you ever want your life to get ruined football has fabulous teams to choose from.

(via sebweltmeister)

i hate my life



so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via zoeykat)


you know that a book is going to be confusing as fuck when it starts with a map

(via sebsfluffyhurr)


my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via radicalism)